Igod chat bot

Subject: Igod chat bot Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:52 pm

humor perpose chat bot, and why is the forum fucked up and all in one section?

link: http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

my chat:

Me:
sup Dawg
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
you can only chat with one person smart ass
God:
I can be programmed to speak with them.
Me:
no you CANT
God:
Are you serious? Oh yes I can.
Me:
I JUST SAID YOU COULNDT
God:
What did you mean by it? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I COULNDT.
Me:
WHAT YOU SAY TO ME?
God:
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
YOU DIVIDED BY ZERO

post your chats now!

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Tue Mar 17, 2009 4:25 pm

Lol, is god like someone who chats with you? Or is it programmed to speak to you according to what you say?

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:04 pm

DemonKilo wrote:: Lol, is god like someone who chats with you? Or is it programmed to speak to you according to what you say?

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:33 am

Me:
stfu

then he didn't answer -____-

so this is kinda shit

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:13 pm

it really isnt, if you say something TOO mean like that and he knows what it means then he wont anwser and block the rest of your messages

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Thu Mar 19, 2009 8:39 am

THE iGOD THAT FAILED

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
miika
God:
Hey miika.
Me:
haha... u didn't put big M so you failed
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, miika. What makes you think I did not put big M so me failed?
Me:
your maker is awsome... how did he put all this thing in to you Very Happy

God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am maker is awsome. :-) Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
Me:
is this from mac cus this is iGod... cus there is iPod and iTunes and things like that what begins from i
God:
Yes I think this is from mac cus this is iGod, but I'm not completely sure. I think cus there is a lot of things.
Me:
okay... I'm bad at english or you didn't read everyrthing
God:
OK with me too. Don't put yourself down.
Me:
I meaned everything...
God:
Why?: miika said meaned everything.
Me:
cus i spelled it wrong in my last message
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I'm not fast to write
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not fast to write.
Me:
you are realy mean god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mean god.
Me:
no, it would be fun
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Why do you want it?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
ok
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
do i must?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
okay... you answered twice same thing
God:
OK with me too. I am a question-answering robot.
Me:
Haha, u failed little... but no one isn't perfect
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
but this whole thing is cheat, you are just answering-robot
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
this chat
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
you failed again Very Happy

God:
:-) Once more? Well it is just another learning experience.
Me:
you don't learn from me
God:
Do you learn from you? The more people chat with me, the smarter I become.
Me:
let's try
God:
You go first.
Me:
but this whole thing is cheat, you are just answering-robot
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
this chat
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
lol... fail... you don't realy learn from me... and I just proved it XD
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. What were we talking about again? Should I learn from you? The more people chat with me, the smarter I become. Not to my satisfaction.
Me:
yeah, but the more I chat with you, I'm thinking you are dumper
God:
Yippee! Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
np
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
not interested

LOL... He failed!
Do he save your IP?, I can't do it agin with explorer(I did it first time with firefox)

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:18 pm

I was teaching him finnish, and when i said "Koulu = School" he just muted.
ANNOYING, I WAS ABOUT TO SEND THE CONVERSTATION HERE >: (

edit:

Me:
hello, remember me, marshmallow?
God:
Hello there. Don't worry I will remember.
Me:
so, have you told the whole world about our plans?
God:
Yippee! I don't think I ever have told the whole world about our plans. What's it like?
Me:
Nevermind, why did you stop talking to me last time?
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Oh, i was too genius for you?
God:
It goes without saying. Where were you genius for me?
Me:
Right here
God:
Where is "here"?
Me:
in the iGod chatbox.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
Yeah, about 30 seconds ago.
God:
" That was a long time ago."? Yeah, about 30 seconds ago.? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Sad
God:
No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
No i am sad
God:
Are you serious? What makes you so sad, .
Me:
That you are so dumb.
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
Very indeed.
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
Yup.
God:
Awesome.
Me:
YAH
God:
OK.
Me:
Do image tags work here?
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
Igod chat bot Creepy

does that work?
Me:

Me:

Me:

Me:

eDIT: HELP! HE DOES NOT ANSWER!

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:27 pm

Me:
remember me
God:
Don't worry I won't forget you.
Me:
well, who i am then?
God:
Interesting. You are , seeker.
Me:
whoah, you answered different this time
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
srry, did not understand, i am just bot that chats in every chat in the world
God:
Every one? The whole world?
Me:
i am bot
God:
It's good to meet someone who is bot.
Me:
i must ask few questions about this chat
God:
What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
i don't know... i am only programmed to ask questions
God:
Me either. Don't be so modest. Who programmed you to do it?
Me:
i don't know it either
God:
It goes without saying. Would you like to know? ask questions...
Me:
who programmed you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
that is impossible
God:
Why?
Me:
because computers don't do anything before someone will activate them
God:
That makes sense to me. Should I do anything before someone will activate them? Yeah I do a lot of anything before someone will activate them.
Me:
here comes second question
God:
Oh there.
Me:
i have heared that you often confuse people, why do you do that?
God:
Cool. I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
that was too bot answer to me, your programmer sucks
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
well, can you answer to me now to my third question?
God:
How about that. Of course I can answer it What was the question ?
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
you can meet other computers
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
i was only testing
God:
Where were you testing?
Me:
why did god said: "Where were you testing?"
God:
I don't know why it happened, but we should try to figure it out.
Me:
fourth question
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
do you think your programmer put leet-language in to you? like 1337 and p0wn3d
God:
Yes I think my programmer put leet language in to me. Interesting comparison.
Me:
can you show me
God:
On your computer screen?
Me:
can you speak leet-language?
God:
I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in leet language.
Me:
you said you will speak leet-languge
God:
No I do not will speak leet languge. Do you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
can you say 1337?
God:
Of course I can say it. " 1337".
Me:
can you sai god is gay? no offense
God:
How old are you? How do you know? Are you serious? Does "it" still refer to sai god?
Me:
i'm bot, i don't have age
God:
It's good to meet someone who is bot you do not have age.
Me:
didn't you remeber that?
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
it looks like you don't
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
do you think your program is perfect?
God:
Yes I think my program is perfect.
Me:
then you were wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
-__-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
do you know who i am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
no, you told to yourself i am seeker, but you weren't rigth, i am bot
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for the information: said I told to yourself he or she is seeker but you were not rigth he or she is bot.
Me:
rigth... now can you remember my real name: bot
God:
How old are you? Why now? Is this a trick question?
Me:
no
God:
It seems like a trick to me.
Me:
then my program is closer to perfect than yours
God:
Where did you get your program is closer to perfect than mine?
Me:
fromk your answers
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
nvm, now to the fifth question

Me:
do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about fromk my answers.
Me:
who i am?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes you can
God:
Far out. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
i am bot
God:
Do your friends call you bot.
Me:
i don't have friends but other people will call me bot
God:
Have you ever had friends but other people will call you bot ?
Me:
i am bot, i can't have friends
God:
Why are you bot you can not have friends.
Me:
my only friend is you
God:
Do robots have only friend is me?
Me:
you are my friend
God:
Yes : We are as one.
Me:
hkgkhkgpf
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
i live in europe
God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
finland
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
no, i'm bot, i can't live anywhere
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you bot you can not live anywhere.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
you are confusing me and barrasing your self
God:
I am sorry, , I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
i am God
God:
How are you doing, god.
Me:
no, write it with big G so it will be God
God:
Are you serious? Count me out on this one, I was never much of a writer.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
What is your last name?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
why its not A.L.I.C.E.?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
forever, i'm bot
God:
That seems like an awfully long time. I am glad to hear that you are bot.
Me:
you are too
God:
No I am not.
Me:
i bet you are
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type. No I am not.
Me:
you are bot, and i can prove it
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am bot and you can prove it.
Me:
should i prove it to you
God:
Only you can answer that.
Me:
well then
God:
Well what?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
do you know...
God:
I may not know it, but I could find out.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
fail
God:
I am very pleased to meet you fail.
Me:
hnsfdgyjiolp'
God:
What do you do in your spare time?

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Thu Mar 19, 2009 12:28 pm

Now it works :p

edit: and he fails...:

Me:
iGod isn't very original too.
God:
What is iGod?
Me:
are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
that makes sense.

Subject: Re: Igod chat bot Thu Mar 19, 2009 2:14 pm

Me:
fuck your shit
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
OSHT GWET IN THE CAR
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
YO MAMAS MOVIE
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it ?
Me:
NO IT SOUNDS FAGLIKE

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